Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Time to CARRIE on!

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YEY! Can't wait til May 28th! ;)



Always yours, A.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

OH BOY!

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This one has always been ugly and a piece of trash, but this is way too good... while Britney managed to stick one leg out of the dumpster, KFed seems to bog down more and more... in grease or whatever the fuck he is munching every day!

Buaaaaaaaaaahahahah! Too fuckin' funny!

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

THIS IS IT!

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Can't wait fot that one to come out, but I'm not so sure about if it will ever come to movie theatres in Germany and if so... God forbid the dubbing!

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Still funny!

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Any German speakers take a closer look at that one...

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Dunno if this shit still exists, but five years ago, I saw a huge add poster on the wall at some house party. The name caught my attention immediately, not to mention the subtitle... WOHA! Just realized the sub-subtitle is fucked up too! ;)

Did a little research on that and this is the only information I can get...

Diageo now offers a vanilla schnapps called "Das Komet". With the flavor of "white-hot vanilla," the 35% ABV clear flavored liqueur is imported, despite the Germanic name, from Canada. $19.95

The funniest part is the fact that no one says anthing about the grammatical and orthographic embarrassments!

No clue if it's meant to be, if someone did that on purpose or if they just wanted to give their import a foreign touch by asking anyone at Diageo if they speak any German... voilà... they found their polyglot who managed to fuck the main title as well as the subtitles... Buaaaaaaaaahahah!

But who the fuck cares, eh?

Always yours, A.

Friday, September 11, 2009

9/11

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Traditionally I'm giving you this :)

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Always yours, A.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Still funny!

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Lech Kaczyński's three words to his nation...



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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Carrie is back!

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Always yours, A.

Song of the week

Gotye 'Hearts a Mess' from "Like Drawing Blood" (2006)



Pick apart
The pieces of your heart
And let me peer inside
Let me in
Where only your thoughts have been
Let me occupy your mind
As you do mine

Your heart’s a mess
You won’t admit to it
It makes no sense
But I’m desperate to connect
And you, you can’t live like this

You have lost
(Too much love)
To fear, doubt and distrust
(It’s not enough)
You just threw away the key
(To your heart)

You don’t get burned
(’Cause nothing gets through)
It makes it easier
(Easier on you)
But that much more difficult for me
To make you see…

Love ain’t fair
So there you are
My love

Your heart’s a mess
You won’t admit to it
It makes no sense
But I’m desperate to connect
And you, you can’t live like this

Your heart’s a mess
You won’t admit to it
It makes no sense
But I’m desperate to connect
And you, you can’t live like this

Love ain’t safe
You won’t get hurt if you stay chaste
So you can wait
But I don’t wanna waste my love

Friday, August 28, 2009

WTF?

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My God, what the fuck is this skank ho Ashlee Simpson doing there? I seriously don't give too much shit about Melrose Place, BUT Ashlee Simpson? Seriously?

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I have to admit that many many years ago I kinda liked her... this was when she had her show, died her hair black, sang lala about the pieces of her, had still a bump on her nose and wanted to be so different from her sister... she seemed cool and fresh, not one of those typical plastic trash bitches, there are too many around these days... then I guess she decided she's done pretending to be a punk princess and went for plastic ho... yeah well, each to their own...
But this and Michael K done their work... she is as much garbage as the other garbage hos out there and seeing her acting in a tv show makes me wanna puke on the keyboard!

I really hope I'll never feel the urge to watch Melrose Place, since this is enough of bad acting I can stand!



Always yours, A.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

And the crazy begins...

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Always yours, A.

Monday, June 29, 2009

:(

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This is probably the first video of Michael Jackson I've ever seen... back then in Poland when I was a child. This or maybe bad, I'm not sure, but I remember loving it for what is going in there! :)

I guess, this was when my love started and it lasted a loooooong time... I think about 10 years or even longer...

A room wallpapered with about 50 posters... a goodnight kiss blown every night to life-size pic on my door... an enormous collection of every itsy-bitsy snipped saying something about him... recording all of his videos, performances and concerts... watching his 1992 Dangerous Tour 'Live in Bukarest' concert and the movie "Moonwalker" at least 100 times... knowing all this songs by heart... presenting a paper about him in music class... a big cassette collection of all the albums (mainly consisting of pirated copies bought on a Polish bazar)... staying up late to watch the premiere of "Remember the Time" on MTV (yeah, something Michael K. and I have in common!!)... wearing proundly a Michael Jackson shirt on every occasion... receiving Michael's bio "Moonwalk" as a Christmas present (funny, how I always postponed reading that book even though I wanted to have it so badly and then, recently when I found it on my shelf, I thought to myself how sad it is, I'm never going to read it... well, guess what, now I can't wait to go home and grab it!!)

This is a really wierd feeling and I still kinda can't believe it's true... it makes me sad, a lot... Michael Jackson has been a huge part of my childhood and adolescence... and I wish him only the best in his personal Neverland... RIP!

P.S.: I just heard that he's probably gonna be burried on the realy Neverland ranch! I so much hope, it'll open up as a museum similar to Graceland and one day I can go and visit!

Always yours, A.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Brüno rulez!

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You've probably seen this shit a while ago, but it's just too damn funny to let it fade into obscurity! ;)

Enjoy!

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Always yours, A.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Iceland - I'm coming!

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Yeah! This was more like a thought during the last years... then a wish... then a dream, but today I decided... I'm going to Iceland this year!
Yeah! That's my plan and I'm totally going through with it - Iceland, I'm coming!!!!

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Always yours, A.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Poem of the week

Sylvia Plath reads "Daddy" (written October 12, 1962)



You do not do, you do not do
Any more, black shoe
In which I have lived like a foot
For thirty years, poor and white,
Barely daring to breathe or Achoo.

Daddy, I have had to kill you.
You died before I had time--
Marble-heavy, a bag full of God,
Ghastly statue with one gray toe
Big as a Frisco seal

And a head in the freakish Atlantic
Where it pours bean green over blue
In the waters off beautiful Nauset.
I used to pray to recover you.
Ach, du.

In the German tongue, in the Polish town
Scraped flat by the roller
Of wars, wars, wars.
But the name of the town is common.
My Polack friend

Says there are a dozen or two.
So I never could tell where you
Put your foot, your root,
I never could talk to you.
The tongue stuck in my jaw.

It stuck in a barb wire snare.
Ich, ich, ich, ich,
I could hardly speak.
I thought every German was you.
And the language obscene

An engine, an engine
Chuffing me off like a Jew.
A Jew to Dachau, Auschwitz, Belsen.
I began to talk like a Jew.
I think I may well be a Jew.

The snows of the Tyrol, the clear beer of Vienna
Are not very pure or true.
With my gipsy ancestress and my weird luck
And my Taroc pack and my Taroc pack
I may be a bit of a Jew.

I have always been scared of you,
With your Luftwaffe, your gobbledygoo.
And your neat mustache
And your Aryan eye, bright blue.
Panzer-man, panzer-man, O You--

Not God but a swastika
So black no sky could squeak through.
Every woman adores a Fascist,
The boot in the face, the brute
Brute heart of a brute like you.

You stand at the blackboard, daddy,
In the picture I have of you,
A cleft in your chin instead of your foot
But no less a devil for that, no not
Any less the black man who

Bit my pretty red heart in two.
I was ten when they buried you.
At twenty I tried to die
And get back, back, back to you.
I thought even the bones would do.

But they pulled me out of the sack,
And they stuck me together with glue.
And then I knew what to do.
I made a model of you,
A man in black with a Meinkampf look

And a love of the rack and the screw.
And I said I do, I do.
So daddy, I'm finally through.
The black telephone's off at the root,
The voices just can't worm through.

If I've killed one man, I've killed two--
The vampire who said he was you
And drank my blood for a year,
Seven years, if you want to know.
Daddy, you can lie back now.

There's a stake in your fat black heart
And the villagers never liked you.
They are dancing and stamping on you.
They always knew it was you.
Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I'm through.


I read this poem for the first time ten years ago during my Abitur English mock exam. I thought, I immediately understood everything and wrote a beautiful 2000something word essay. Today, after reading so much more about Plath, I know, I got only 50% of it, but still, it earned me an A and I fell in love with Sylvia...

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Hide your baseball bats!

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After these sad news from yesterday, I've got something hilarious for you... and it's soooo damn true... ;)

DSDS Videos: alle Castings, Recalls und Mottoshows bei Clipfish.de

Always yours, A.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

And the nightmare never ends...

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This is a crazy coincidence... while I spent the last weeks reading about Sylvia Plath and finished her biography just a few hours ago, I totally by accident stumbled upon this tragic headline...

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Sylvia with Nicholas in 1962

"Nicholas Hughes, Sylvia Plath’s son commits suicide"

Nicholas Farrar Hughes, the son of the poets Sylvia Plath and Ted Hughes, killed himself on March 16 at his home in Alaska, four decades after his mother and father’s lover took their own lives. He was 47.

His sister, Frieda Hughes, announced his death, by hanging, over the weekend. Friends and family said he had long struggled with depression.

Mr. Hughes was a fisheries biologist who studied stream fish and spent much of his time trekking across Alaska on field studies. Shielded from stories about his mother’s suicide until he was a teenager, Mr. Hughes had lived an academic life largely outside the public eye.

source: New York Times

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Frieda and Nicholas at the unveiling of the Blue Plaque, Chalcot Square, London on July 28, 2000


Sylvia Plath commited suicide in Feburary 11, 1963, follwed 6 years later by her rival and Hughes' lover Assia Wevill in March 23, 1969, who killed herself in the same way along with her and Hughes' daughter Shura. Hughes died in October 28, 1998 of a heart attack, while undergoing treatment for colon cancer.

On April 3, Linda Gray Sexton, the daughter of the confessional poet Anne Sexton who also killed herself, contributed a very interesting Op-Ed A Tortured Inheritance in the New York Times.

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This is sad. I'm not sure, if Hughes' suicide is really a result of his mother's death in 1963, like the The First Post claims in this stupid article Sylvia Plath and the child she killed, but what scares me a lot is the fact that apparently depression runs or can run in the family (in Paul Alexander's "The Rought Magic. A Biography oF Sylvia Plath" it reads that in the Plath family, Sylvia's grandmother, and two aunts suffered from depression) and can become so unbearable that two people in one family can commit suicide to escape it.

It's really strange how some nightmares can become even worse... Let's hope all the best for Frieda's future.

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Nicholas with Frieda and their stepmother attending Ted Hughes's funeral in 1998


To learn more about Dr. Nicholas Hughes, vistit the School of Fishieries & Ocean Sciences website.

Always yours, A.

Monday, March 9, 2009

OMG! This is way too beautiful!

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Lisa Hannigan performing "The Man I Love" at Songs That Scare Children in 2008... I guess, she can do great without Damien! Too bad :(

Always yours, A.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Spotted!

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Belvedere Vodka at "The L Word"! ;)

Always yours, A.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

How kinky!

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I never realized how sick Madonna's "Erotica" video is... DAMN! Take a look at all the sexual abysses!



Wish you a great evening and an even greater night! ;)

Always yours, A.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

I kinda like it...

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I must admit, I really kinda like this shit... it's always a very awkward thing, when people like Katy Perry who made two fuckin annoying songs, everybody seems to love so much, sing their hearts out, BUT... she looks so damn cool in this video and after hearing it a few times on the radio totally by accident, I decided to fall for it... not sure for how long... but as for now... "Thinking of You" is an awsome song! ;)



Always yours A.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Na zdrowie!

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I'm not sure, why I just had to think about this vodka... I mean, it's 1pm on a Thursday... no party in sight and no behind me... no fuckin clue!

But my all thoughts magically started to circle around BELVEDERE VODKA!

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Yey... this is crazy shit, but the fact that this vodka is so popular and famous in the US is even more crazy... I mean, it comes from a country, most people even don't know where it exactly is or how the capitol is called... in fact, most people know nothing about... I guess, they even have no clue that BELVEDERE VODKA is POLISH... I know, this must come to you as a damn shock! ;)

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I remember seeing a huge billboard downtown Chicago... and there are all the movies where they always drink BELVEDERE... you totally have to pay attention and you'll be surprised, how often this happens!
Of course, I only remember seeing it on the Gilmore Girls, but I know, there were many more occasions... if someone remembers or sees it in the future, let me know!

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Always yours, A.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Pink Champagne for two!

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Went to see Miss Evi's Company yesterday!

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A very sexy and funny show... many hot strip acts... awsome costumes, corsages and straps... and then there were these abs... yuuuuuuummy!

The coolest character was definitely the tatooed pinup Beatrix von Bourbon... rrrrrrrrrrrrr! I totally love such people!

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Hope to see more of stuff like that very soon... and next time, I'll dress up very vaudeville-like myself and order the green fairy... as for yesterday my Mary Janes and pink champagne were enough! ;)

If you live somewhere near Stuttgart/Germany, you should totally check it out, still running one more week! ENJOY!



Always yours, A.